“Trust me bro”

sigh no…

Love me some grady

There is nothing hard to avoid about your cat staying indoors. Stop it.

Every single Metropolitan area does this

???

They don’t want to deal with pushing the buttons to enter the premises (presumably apartment building or office) to leave the package at the front desk. Kind of the point of the post.

Not every package is signature required, in fact, few are. you don’t know this one is. I am going to assume OP is competent enough to not be complaining about such a package.

The only “signature required” packages I’ve ever had defaulted to USPS rather than a contracted private service.

He’s bout to put out a hit on you and then take your girl