Do you want to make Señor Associate or not? KEEP UP THOSE KPI’s!!!

This is the results of decades of bipartisan foreign policy. If you want change, we’ll have to oust the majority of Democratic Party leadership as well.

I don’t know what I hate more about this motherfucker, his general moral conduct or the fact that he’s also legitimately funny sometimes.

Mask-off moment. When the blowback comes, nobody can act surprised.

Future students of geopolitics will take entire courses studying “The Simpsons”

Ro Khanna is a two faced snake who is part of the problem

Liquidate Musk

Fuck it, nothing means anything anymore. All institutions are crumbling. Give ‘em the Nobel Prize, give ‘em the Fields Medal, give ‘em the Heisman Trophy, give ‘em the Mark Twain award.

I did this in Carcassonne. The town square is one-way…not the way I was going. People were honking and yelling. I just pretended I was Clark Griswold and smiled and waved. “Everyone is so friendly around here!”

Sto cazzo…fottetelo.

As an American, experiencing European toilet stalls was one of the first tangible experiences where I was like “woah we are definitely doing it wrong”. Thanks, uh…Europe.