Teriyaki can not be.

I don’t know what magi is.

What else is one supposed to say?

There is no magic code to just make depression stop.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just you wait… just you wait….

I was almost fired when I worked as a parking lot attendant.

How the process worked is, the lot served a community college and there was only one way in the parking lot. It was a flat rate, so the customer would pay the 2 bucks (or whatever it was) I would hand them a sequentially numbered ticket that they would put on their dash and they would park.

At the end of the shift I would fill out a deposit slip that had a entry for what ticket number I started with and what ticket number I ended with and I put all the cash and that slip in a plastic bag that would seal up and I would deposit it in the bank. Typically the daily deposit amount would be around 350 bucks.

Well one day the boss calls me and says that they can’t find a deposit and I have to come in and explain why. I went in and told them that I made the deposit at the end of yesterday’s shift.

I get suspended.

About a week later the boss calls me and says the bank found the deposit and my suspension is over. I had already found another job so I just told him that I am resigning.

What to know the really fucking up part? Every now and then a driver would give me back the ticket as they left the parking lot. I would just throw it in the trash. Well one day a driver handed me his ticket as he was leaving, and another driver was coming in so, I just reused the ticket.

You see what is coming, don’t you? I started making a point of reusing tickets and keeping the two bucks. I would STEAL the money. I would steal odd amounts, 16 bucks one day, 22 bucks the next day.

I figure I must have stolen at least 1000 bucks from that place when it was all said and done.

and some of the dumbest, most entitled Jesus-humping maga fucks in the country.’

HAHAHA!!!

Think the flavor could work, but the texture of a pickle pizza might trigger a gag reflex.

Though I will give that a try.

you should get that dry mounted.

There is no need to justify anything. It is your money.

Over the course of an evening in college it was ten times.

I would never let anyone shave my genitals. There is nothing wrong with you asking him to shave. Now if he doesn’t want to shave, ask him to use some conditioner, or coconut oil in the shower to soften his hair.

I mean it is a small price to pay for blow jobs.

Oh yeah

Nice!!

It isn’t all. It means she knows what she is doing!

You do not. Just run your tongue around that head like you are trying to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop and your guy will be loving it.

Your only challenge will be to make sure no teeth make contact. Though as you get more experienced and creative you can use teeth as well.

Wow so China already has five of the top ten largest and they are adding a new number 1.

Do they vet the people?

Yes

According to a press release, Patrol “officers” are “vetted professionals” from law enforcement, military, and special forces backgrounds.

BFD

I am friends with five people who were once police, are police or are retired police and every single one them had/has a side job.

The most fascinating side job was, he did homicide investigations for the DC police department.

The mundane one was he belt decks.

So this is a niche staffing firm.

Remember all the sensation is on the head of the penis.

So you don’t have to maintain constant suction to make a blow job feel realy good. Using your tongue on the head will do a lot.

Uh huh, sure but that doesn’t change anything. They are still really bad movies.

That is a really cool picture.

Wonder why that tank was left there. Was it lost in an exercise, was it intended to be used as for erosion prevention, was it target practice?

I think I have the answer, target practice:

In 1939, the  began to use the Culebra Archipelago as a gunnery and bombing practice site. This was done in preparation for the United States’ involvement in WWII.