I have never been “rated”, but based on experience I am confident enough to know it works well and gets the job done regardless of ones subjective opinion most of the time.

My ex said he read the Kama sutra and I had an “elephant pussy.” No idea what the fuck that meant.

Idk a dick is a dick.

Only woman that has seen me nude up to this point is my doc. She said: “ya, thats not normal” and sent me to a specialist.

I also don’t think I could handle the comments if I posted something online (even annonymously). People on the internet have the best opportunity to lie to you, and I don’t want to be more confused than I already am.

I think my penis is average in size, but it has a curve downward that made me self conscious. I hope its not a big deal to my future girlfriend.

I once was told “not bad, but nothing spectacular but your tongue work makes up for it” so…there’s that I guess

I feel pretty confident about it and am aware of and fine with its flaws, my wife likes it and I had some convincing compliments about it from others. I think I could handle it

In my teens I had a fling with a jamacian girl next door that was staying with her aunt for the summer.

I was eating her out and pulled it out. Then came up to kiss her neck. Put her hand on my rod and she said “Mmm, got a big boy dontcha” in her thick jamacian accent.

Holy shit the lit my fire. My response was just “Yeah” and I bit her ear. Her next words were “got a condom?”

Feel free and rate me 😈 Enough material on my page for you to come up with a differentiated ranking 😏

Yes

I’m perfectly happy with my dick, and so is my fiancée

That’s all I care about

Plenty of people have seen it, and the closest thing I’ve had to negativity is people being horrified by my piercing or my fucked-up “performance art”

Certainly open to criticism and rating but I’ve never officaly asked for like a score 1-10. Generally had a good response online and IRL so didn’t really have any confidence issues. When you get a couple “OMG it’s so big” responses it goes a bit to your head lol. So I’m open to review, check my profile I’m not shy 😉.

Not literally, but one girl’s eyes bugged out when she opened my fly for a blow job, dived on it. That was flattering as hell.

Then there was the stripper that broke in my room, jammed a butter knife through the door jam to lock her kids out and had her way with me for 15-minutes. “Whew. That was better than I thought.”, was a nice enough rating. (She was mad I had snubbed her the night before.)

Best all-time “rating”? Gf and I were breaking up and taking turns screaming at each other: “Well, look at you! You ain’t nothin’! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic and if didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothing!” Me: Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door. AH!

What’s the upside to getting a brutally honest review?

Not too sure honestly if anyone has “honestly” rated it… tell ya what, Check my profile and let me know 😜

We’ll see

But legit… If someone is being “critical” outside of playing about… That just body shaming. And that ain’t my kink.