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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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    The good news: He can park wherever he wants.

    The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

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      sad that boomers are still being born

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        According to the Internet, anyone over 20 is a boomer.

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          fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.

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            I’m a pterodactyl bone.

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      deleted by creator

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?

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        It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

        ACAB

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