I hope someone doesn’t break in and pee on the rug.

She’s not my special lady, she’s my fucking lady friend

Coitus?

@Violetpsychosis no doubt about it, you make a beautiful centrepiece

I’m confident you tie any room together 🤓

[Knock knock] “Yeah, I came for the human sacrifice.”

“Wrong house, this is an orgy. You want the Johnsons, two doors down.”

And yet you’re not tied up…shame