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minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·edit-27 days ago“We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.”
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-27 days agoThat’s why I live my life as if it were still the 90s…oh shit, am I in the matrix already?
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoSeriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoYou guys were offered a blue pill???
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoNo. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoYeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
“We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.”
That’s why I live my life as if it were still the 90s…oh shit, am I in the matrix already?
You wish!
Seriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
You guys were offered a blue pill???
You didn’t get the emails?
No. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
I forgot to check my spam folder
Yeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined