Mine was from my mother: “Never cry for a man. He’ll never cry for you.”

  • Melobol@lemmy.ml
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    10 hours ago

    Literal translation it is a bit funnier in original:
    “If you’re bored, sharpen a stick and stick it up your butt so you resemble a donkey more.”
    Basically there is 0 reason to be bored in this life.