Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Starslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square197linkfedilinkarrow-up1814arrow-down153
arrow-up1761arrow-down1image[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Starslemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 days agomessage-square197linkfedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down5·edit-212 days agoSex is not a team sport for most people. Just sayin’.
minus-squareBassman27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·12 days agoSo your partner is the opposition in a 1 on 1 scenario?
minus-squarenondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-212 days agoFuck yeah and I break their ankles and dunk on them every time
minus-squareJerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·12 days agoIt’s only ranked competitive sex for me. You casuals wouldn’t understand.
minus-squareAnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·12 days agoIt certainly should be. Anyone who thinks of sex as not a team sport is just setting themselves up for mediocre experiences
minus-squareCodingCarpenter@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·12 days agoNo way I love being hypercompetitive. It’s the one time I do better than my wife. I’m like oh you gave me one orgasm? That’s cute enjoy your five
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down4·12 days agoMost of the women I’ve met treat sex like golf, where a man is the golfer and a woman is the course. Her job is to hold perfectly still while he does all the trying.
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Sex is not a team sport for most people. Just sayin’.
So your partner is the opposition in a 1 on 1 scenario?
Fuck yeah and I break their ankles and dunk on them every time
It’s only ranked competitive sex for me. You casuals wouldn’t understand.
It certainly should be. Anyone who thinks of sex as not a team sport is just setting themselves up for mediocre experiences
No way I love being hypercompetitive. It’s the one time I do better than my wife. I’m like oh you gave me one orgasm? That’s cute enjoy your five
Most of the women I’ve met treat sex like golf, where a man is the golfer and a woman is the course. Her job is to hold perfectly still while he does all the trying.