Now this is a person!
Pepperidge Farms remembers… back when people in the USA could afford to buy eggs.
Laughs in vegan.
spoiler
I lied, I’m not a vegan.
How do you know if someone’s a vegan? How do we know anything is real, anything is sure in this faltering world?
Bc if someone is a vegan, they will tell you. Often. While judging you. It’s the law.:-P
Just egg is almost cheaper than a dozen of eggs. Just need the economy to tank a bit more
Don’t worry, it will!:-(
My personal favourite is the nipple omelette
Seems like an expensive hobby nowadays, I’ll stick to my exotic cars.
I like how 1 and 4 are basically the yin to the other’s yang.
Looks like they started with playing around with liquid egg whites (you can buy that stuff in bottles), then gradually went down the dark path of increasing yolk proportions which I assume they could only do by manually separating eggs before cooking.
Meme archeology
I don’t think this person is well but I appreciate their effort.
Top right is what you have to make if you want Moon Over My Hammies at home.
This is your brain on Thalasin+
