I don’t see how people physically eat cookies without a glass of milk.

I grew up with milk being the main dinnertime beverage, and I still drink it quite a bit. My step-son’s gf clearly did not, and clearly thinks it’s strange, but tries to be polite about it. She’s asked me if milk is my favorite drink, if I feel like milk goes with most food, and a number of related questions. I think in her family, milk is something some people put in coffee.

I feel more like I’ve got the wire monkey mother from that same experiment.

We had two dogs, a cat, and a bird, so the house was always full of animal silliness. My wife left me a couple months ago and took the dogs with her. I’ve become so thankful for the cat. She just wants to be where I am, constantly: on my lap if I’m sitting, or on my chest if I’m laying down. It’s made a very hard time just a little less hard.

I’ve never played horde, but she’s at 49, 50. I can give you a straight answer since I haven’t had to deal with horde barrens chat.

I read an obscene amount of science fiction and play a lot of classic wow.

Upvoting for Eternal Sunshine, such I think fits OP’s request better than EEAAO.

Man, I probably see 20 of those every morning when I walk around the neighborhood. The babies are so cute. So tiny.

Oh, there it is

I did not. These are the first celebrity Oreos I’ve encountered.

Are you sure that it’s not Selena Gomez flavored?

“Now with real Selena Gomez flesh in every bite!”

Oh! I think you’re exactly right, based on the description. They’re pandering to the Latinos.

Let’s see, where did I put that barfing emoji…?

Clearly the food chemists all had to take a taste.

Heh, my wife went through the drawer a few years ago and threw away all the containers that didn’t have lids, and lids without containers. I was amazed at how many there were. Not sure how that happens. Must be with the missing socks.

Funny, I just had to help someone pack a house into one of those POD things and they ended up saying, “You’re better at this, you say what goes where.”

I don’t think I’m as good at it with really large volumes, but the storage container thing is pretty handy.

My boring super power isn’t something I can monetize, but it’s useful regularly: being able to pick the best sized Tupperware container to put leftovers in.