Short crematorium stocks, do it now!!!

What a pathetic piece of shit this president is

I believe the Romans had a non temporal solution for this.

That’s it! Thank you, that was really bugging me. No idea why I thought it was Douglas Adams 🤦‍♂️

This has triggered a vague memory of a joke by someone (I think Douglas Adams?). But I can’t remember the full quote so putting this out there in case someone knows it.

Basically humanity was smarter than other animals because we didn’t adapt ourselves to the environment, but adapted the environment to suit us. So now instead of having to adapt we just have to… wake up at 6:45 am when the alarm goes off, drive to work at 7 30 am etc.

Does anyone know it or was I having some kind of fever dream?

I believe you have my stapler

I’m so good at deals, I’ve made probably 200 deals, everyone wants to make a deal with me.

A few weeks later

I’m not trying to make a deal with anyone! 😭

I love an affogato but probably not the best thing to have multiple times a day.

The realisation about the person you were with would be awful by itself let alone worrying about possibly being in immediate danger, holy shit. I’m glad you’re safe now

I dream of a world where I don’t have to dual boot.