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1 day agoDoes anyone else remember this fake commercial from a real life movie with actual brand names in it?
FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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Nobody ever wants to talk about white collar on white collar crime.
11·5 days agoNew princess?
25k in a year is bartender tips. Definitely in the plebe zone. The company I run is service based. If this passes I will need to change my fee structure to rely on tips as much as possible. It could effectively wipe out almost all my income tax.
But it’s related to money and the Origination Clause of the Constitution says that anything about raising money must start in the house. I would think that bills about what sources of income can raise money would also start in the house.
But why did it start in the Senate?
The Senate? And now it goes to the house? I have never understood why some things that seem money related start in the Senate when I think they should start in the house.
“not possible to meet the number of people that want to see us” has the same energy as “it’s not possible for you to meet my girlfriend because she lives in Canada.”
Buddddiey
Always read the fine print.
In plain English this means
Me “Have you checked for eggs recently? I just saw a bunch in the nesting boxes. Too many for one day.” Wife “Yeah, it’s been a while. Even Rose [the duck], who hasn’t laid an egg in five years, probably laid one.” Me “I haven’t seen our special needs cat, the one we trapped as part of a TNR run on our own property, in the last 12 hours. Have you seen that blessed dumb beast who walks like he is drunk? If you see him now could you bring him inside?”
Any sufficiently developed culture has its own language. In this house we go out of our way to make obtuse inside joke references to keep each other on our toes.
Or at least not in conversational English. Me “The cheese is old and moldy.” Wife “Roses eggs” Me “Bach unaccounted.”
Jokes on them. I don’t have phone conversations
Does anyone else remember this fake commercial from a real life movie with actual brand names in it?
Crazy People, Sony Commercial