

They’re getting bugs and keeping em in matchboxes, making them get on sticks and fight each other like Pokémon. It’s brutal out there man, kids these days are tougher than us
I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970, I’d have a job at a factory
They’re getting bugs and keeping em in matchboxes, making them get on sticks and fight each other like Pokémon. It’s brutal out there man, kids these days are tougher than us
So good
Yeah I’ll have one Nakatomi Plaza with fries…
You don’t have that on the menu? It’s just a ham geruber, but you lie about the mustard being German.
I looked at it and felt like it was so specific that if you’d ever met me you’d know who had written it. Beyond that there was no value in sharing, so it wasn’t worth the chance of being recognised.
That’s the softest. Just the weakest. Disreputably fragile. The secondhand shame is radioactive, I need iodine. I can’t even cringe because my face went numb.
Robots that sow kelp and kill zombie urchins
People aren’t in the habit of thinking of computing as an inherently a political choice, but it is.
Computing is a tool, not a thing you merely consume or use for consumption. Yet the tech industry is very motivated to get us thinking of it that way, while positioning themselves as the middlemen. That’s probably the real reason they’re so excited about AI, it’s a way to turn computing into something you rent.
That’s hilarious, I felt weird not saying more. However it’s not quite 7 am and I’m rather hungover, so a comparatively lightweight read was just what the doctor ordered
A fun writing exercise. I won’t be posting what I wrote for privacy reasons, but just saying thanks for the nudge I needed to introspect after a really weird week.
Thanks as always, what a pleasure
I heard a positive remark on Lemmy about https://www.languagetransfer.org/ recently and have been meaning to have a look
I think I must have seen this meme at least twelve different times over the years and I laugh every time.
Yeah fuck buying things for life - I am now buying things for death
Kids can be maddening. Mine has reflexively started saying the opposite of what they mean when asked a yes or no question.
Not if they get me germs first
Ah damn it’s one of those single-use knives.
Better yet, I would like to see the idea of machismo itself get taken down a peg.
A violet wand is good fun for ElectroBoom-type kinksters
We still have that lmao