Not to mention, in relation to genetic modification…

Panда

Everyone has my full permission to do it with me though, please direct all horror media my way

“Aspartame”

Okay, you’re on to somethi–

“MSG”

Welp.

EDIT: Also Dees nuts

14 STR - I’m a bit above the average person. That’s despite not working out–I could be a lot stronger. Otherwise, I’m more of a good shot than a good puncher. I can still push harder sometimes.

20 DEX - Quick on my feet, nimble, and extra good at not falling. I’d better be, or my status of being a fox is a complete lie.

16 CON - I’m somewhat difficult to break. I have a high pain tolerance as well… not to mention being very determined. The downside is that while I can conserve my energy extremely well in the long run, it does get spent quickly when used all at once, and takes a while to come back.

19 INT - I have always been remarked as intelligent. I will still conveniently forget very basic things. Thanks, ADHD.

24 WIS - I’d handily call this my best stat, and something I could genuinely pursue a successful career in. I am a philosopher, of sorts, and I semi-consistently surprise with my insight. Just don’t tell them about the LSD.

12 CHA - I’m too moody and quiet to give a better score. Very split here. I’m either cute, funny and loving, or an absolute asshole–and my in-between is silence. I can be excellent talk, and I’m described as well spoken, but it’s just too inconsistent. This stat is improving, though.

I’m more of a talker (if I’m not angry) and supportive player. If someone needs something, for some reason, I’ll always have it on hand. I can fight (and you obviously wouldn’t want to be hit by me), but my big talents are all unrelated to fighting.