You know it’ll be something like “Mountain Dew Kampfy Ride” or some shit.

Not just this post, but I wish every tweet or social media post had a date tied to it. “21 hours ago” tells me nothing about when this was actually posted.

R. E. S. C. U. E. Rescue aid society!

Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.