I’d tongue punch that fart box.

Personally I enjoy the posts.

Look at that cute little asshole.

Nothing makes my dick happier then having my gutters cleaned.

Always worth the wait.

I film with a bunch of women but my wife is only allowed to film with me.

More than two or three a month kills me these days.

Is it okay if I’m strong smelling?

You sure are.

Definitely the anus.

Those panties need to come off.

Well I have two balls full of microplastics that need to be emptied!

You should give cleaning your room a try too!

Is she single?

Are you into babysitting emotionally immature man-children?

Because if so would you like to financially support one too?

If you think fifty millimetres are a lot I’ve got just the thing for you.

Damn girl do you shit from there?

Do you like poor old out-of-shape men with little dicks?

If so hit me up on my onlyfans I’m taking DMs there for my next wife!

Sure but I’ve never worn a condom, ever.

I only like three or four in my dick hole but I’ve had double fists in my ass.

That chair or ottoman is pretty much falling apart.