The Real King Gordon

I would eat the shit putta them brownie turds.

A classic to be sure!

My absolute favorite! And a good pickup on your side. Gem gang represent.

Safety single edge. The only razor I’ve ever been comfortable with.

My razor is from 1912.

Cant even wear a fucking hat lookin-ass.

Little marco has become astonishingly evil. I didnt think he had it in him, but there ya go.

This is because the company doesnt make anything anymore. They buy the machines whole from china. No parts are available unless you are a factory worker in china and have sticky fingers.

I hate it but thats why.