Kraiden

My spoon USB-C port is too big

eta: JFC, who wrote this?

Here is a modern smartwatch with USB C

Picture of a fucking brick with straps

Seriously, none of those “examples” are anything I would consider wearing, and I have clubs for hands

More likely to sit through game credits than movie credits myself

a comment you can hear

Lol, this is the first one that I’m mildly inconvenienced by participating in. Wheel of Time S3 comes out somewhere in there doesn’t it?

I can wait.