Last year I was sitting in my house alone when I distinctly heard the microwave buttons click one by one. Beep, beep, beep and START. I flipped the fuck out. There was nobody there, but the plate was spinning and the microwave was on with nothing in it. I had to go turn it off, it was scary as hell. I have no idea how this happens but I’m scared it may happen again and it catches fire with nobody home to stop it.

Oh, how the turns have tabled!

I hope somebody is happy with the work I put in tho. Somebody is going to drag a webp into the system and have it be accepted.

And that was me! I mean, not with your software but with someone else’s years ago. Still, in a weird anachronistic karma sort of way, thank you for caring.

It’s the only thing I recognize and, yes, it’s good.

If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad ^{and kindly ask for the link.}

The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.

Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.

Here’s a comparison. The card is so practical, it should be standard by now.

It doubles as a riot shield, just in case.

I gotta say, it’s the perfect size for huge trips!

I hope so! Nothing against Linux but it did feel a bit like a raw steak at times 😅

Last time I used Linux it came with its own bag of problems like hunting down drivers and incompatibility issues and random bugs that wouldn’t let me use the wifi without digging up solutions in some obscure forum. Maybe it’s not the case anymore but I don’t hear many people lauding it for its competitive UX and ease of use.