Lucky for the company, they don’t appear to have hit any trees

Well, once one makes big headlines, and clicks, the media realizes it’s been a neglected source of revenue.

Grow it all out and bring a razor. Pass for a beggar until you see the local style. Also just a useful item.

Look for the caterpillars and cocoons. Those very hungry caterpillars are eating a lot of something, let’s see…

“this caterpillar constantly munches on the leaves of walnut, hickory, sweetgum, and paper birch trees.”

Also of course it’s a lot easier if you appear male and white (or majority race for the context) but your point is good

Levi Strauss and Jacob W. Davis started marketing their riveted jeans to Gold Rush miners in 1873, so… And your t-shirt would pass as underwear, though you’d want to add a flannel work shirt or something for more decency. Add work boots and a wrench and you could probably get in anywhere, even a much more formal place than those clothes indicate, if you mutter something about the drains…

A healthy dog has a cold nose. So does a healthy cat, but she does something about it!

A good way to leave an obvious hint is to put it in “Saved For Later” of wherever the old grownups shop.

And be specific, or we’ll get it wrong! My husband terrorized our wee little girl by getting a Sonic Screwdriver for her stocking. But not the Doctor’s SS, the Master’s! She’s an adult now and that thing is still stuffed in the back of the closet from when she ran away from it.

Oh fuck, “so long as there is funding for the arts,” seems very precarious right now.

Would you take the job if offered, knowing you’d need to restrict your cannabis use on workdays so you’re not driving high? If so, why not go for the interview with the same number of hours post-toke as you’d consider driving for the job? If you pass you pass, and if not, maybe a driving-around job is not a good fit for you. If it’s not legal, scrap the whole plan, you don’t need to be courting legal trouble.

Tell him that retrofitting it to AirForceOne security standards would “ruin the beautiful golden interior” so it will be better to just wait until he’s a private citizen again and won’t have to follow those stupid security rules. Meanwhile, as President, he’ll have to keep using the “little” presidential aircraft.

He might be tempted into quitting early, or at least not extending his reign. Or he’ll insist on using the unsecured plane, and maybe something catastrophic will happen over the Pacific.