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6 days agoThat’s some weird shit
Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856.
The banana accusations are an invention by my opponent in this, the next, the previous and all other elections to distract you – the voter – from my real policies. Like good fruit storage, shipping and handling.
That’s some weird shit
I’ve just come to the conclusion that my digital persona is a woman. I’m a cis hetero man in real life though. Not really any questions about it. But even in VR, I just exist as a lady.
While that is true, I’m still pretty salty about it