I hate the inexorable passage of time, thanks!

I’m not Southern, but I’ll hoover up a dozen of those deviled eggs in a second!

USPS has always been great with two exceptions. They once broke a jar of apple butter and once lost a thing of cookies I shipped overnight for a month and they came back to me. They were scary.

That’s out of hundreds of packages, so I love USPS.

Gotta show them off!

I have only managed to touch a little cat’s tongue once, and it was because that cat was a very slow silly cat. I grabbed her tongue and she was just like “huh?” until I let go, and then was “huh that was weird” and went back to grooming. This kitten would likely get feisty very quickly, as she as a brain!

I suppose monopoly. It was the only game we really played. We also played trivial pursuit, but it was questions for my parents mostly.

I did get the question once of “What company was snoopy a mascot for” and answered “get met” which they were shocked and asked how I knew, and it was a brief appearance in a Bloom County comic, which they had the anthologies of so I read them all.

I slept wrong and now my neck is jacked up. I asked my husband to massage it and it’s helped but the fuck is wrong with you, human body, sleep is something that should never hurt!!!