Eat the rich.

Jim Gaffigan. I honestly don’t see why people find him so funny, maybe his brand of comedy just isn’t for me.

Old Man and the Sea, the first reading assignment I actually enjoyed. Sure it took 5 years after being weaned off of picture books to seriously get into reading, but hey I’m thankful because there’s no adventure quite like the kind that comes from a good book.

Lord of the Rings (whole trilogy)

Jurassic Park

Tropic Thunder

Escape from New York

Zombieland

The Crow

Mr. Bungle, or most of Mike Patton’s discography, is hella weird.

My favorite has to be “My Ass is on Fire”. Trust me when I say it’s like a mad science experiment, made into a song.