I said I know my ABCs, I didn’t say I know how to structure children’s songs. Next you’re going to expect me to be able to work AND be sober at the same time, SHEESH!

Everyone knows the song goes “ex, why, zed. Now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you sing with med”

It’s “Zed” not “Zee”

I wish I complained about how narrow my shoes always were but now my pinky toes are mangled

It’s pretty easy if you eat all the mushrooms, flowers, and leaves you come across because you’ll either be high, full of energy, or dead and don’t need to deal with this pointless journey we call existence.

Waking up to serve others while we become empty husks, retire, and turn into worm food so that we may complete the cycle of life, fueling the growth of plants and mycelia for the next victim.

Anyways, our princess is in another castle

Pretty sure a half day interview is enough to make a lot of “normal” people a bit manic, what are they doing? Taking you out for 18 holes and dinner?

Brother, I think being rolled down the street by a sumo wrestler is a better experience than most public transport around here

I’d rather cry in a Rolls Royce than at the bus stop

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You may be an idiot but you’re not stupid

You make me sick

They are cousins of the same order, Solanales

Sweet potato is at the bottom. If you disagree with me, you’re an idiot.