Incidentally, so do elephants!

Good eye

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

Third president of Australia.

VND? Vietnamese Nerd Dollars?

Here you go!

And here’s a bonus one for you:

The one with the bitchin’ solo?

Kisma Dudee? Sounds like an Australian yogi 😛

sorry no link Im too busy

Got a chariot race to win or something?

That’s what the movie Ben Hur was about, right?

The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters approve 😁

It has been created to “attract young users to Linux”.

Might want to update their “kids these days love this” reference list a bit 😄

Vagina dentata! Chopping dicks for days!

No recipe lists 78.862 mm of anything.

A recipe with metric units will default to gram amounts that are divisible by ten and thus infinitely easier to halve than “5/8 of your grandmother’s good cake spoon” or any such folksy nonsense.

They’ve been doing it for decades.

The likely reason why there’s been a dearth of protesting lately is that the UK government (under both conservative and Labour leadership) has been criminalizing it to the point that you risk being thrown in jail for causing any inconvenience in the process of decrying the most heinous crimes against humanity.

It was coauthored by your dog and both of my cats

fractured fibula

blowing out a candle

How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing AIR through your LIPS??