You just reminded me of why Y2K era nostalgia makes me ill.
I was working part time in a mall and heard all this shit on repeat, and my co-workers were quoting The Chappelle Show because it was ok to be racist if a black guy said it first.
I knew a girl that made Gazpacho from a hand written recipe that a French exchange student had left us.
The recipe, amongst other ingredients, said ‘2 Garlic’.
We took that to mean two heads of garlic, instead of two cloves.
That was some spicy ass soup. We sweated our way through it because it was painfully delicious.
No matter how much I showered or brushed my teeth, I radiated garlic for the next couple days and had to explain myself at my barista job.
Bros before beaches.
As a child, media showed me that if you could tap dance well you basically had a love potion and a get-out-of-jail-free card wrapped up into one.
My life up to this point has proven this to be painfully wrong.
:ball chain, turn:
Pretty much any Artist Loft in the 90s.
Bitch, you have enough room to have a softball tournament in your front room, quit complaining about how 'rough ’ the neighborhood is.
My mother’s house had one of these pleasant looking Razor Disposal Slots in a medicine cabinet. When we redid the bathroom there was just a pile of ancient rusty razor blades behind the wall.
Boomer era foresight. They probably dumped their used engine oil into holes in the back garden as well.
I had no idea how to free base or make a pipe out of a lightbulb until I saw that DARE video.
The chitin that makes up shrooms causes stomach upset because your body can’t do anything with it. Making tea and discarding the solids may provide a smoother experience.
I’m sure there are other more thorough forms of extraction, but this is the basic way I know of.
We can’t allow the Feeemaaales to learn the art of war.
It just occurred to me that I’ve never played any sort of war game with someone sporting ovaries.
If I’m brave enough to do this, does it make me a cultural ambassador of some sort?
Spicy/gross take: The woman are still in the picture, but under the table.
:(
I just want to see the featureless Rumpus Room fading off infinitely into an eternal void.
Oh, wow. The reveal might have happened after I’d aged out of the show.
Thanks for the correction!
I had zero clue that Snuffie was imaginary until well into adulthood.
All of this is lost on me. Out of ancient habit, I keep my video streams throttled to 360p to ‘save bandwidth’ even though that hasn’t been a necessity for me for a decade or so.
1080p60fps gives me motion sickness. I have no idea what 4k120fps would do to me, not that I have a capable monitor.
'What’s up, everybody? This is your boy Apple Lad, and I came through with one of those Tariff I Phones, just so I can unbox it for you!
The Nazis already have control of the moon and Antarctica, so that’s a no-go.