ALL the keys, not just BIOS. PXE, hardware test, all of it. And a button to pause at the screen listing them all.

No, we know what we did, there’s no confusion. We hurt ourselves to hurt others.

Nah, unnecessary noise makers can get fucked. I have a tower fan that has a mute button to prevent beeping, I love it so much i bought a second one.

I once sneezed hard and somehow had my hair caught in my armpit, hurting my neck

And yet here you are, typing instead of petting the cat with the full attention they deserve.