if it were me I’d be conflicted about whether to respond with just “k” or demanding a conversation about boundaries

One solution to this has been, be a resident of a blue state and get on medicaid, though it’s looking like that might not be viable going forward…

By temperature controlled I was thinking like, a root cellar, not negative 400 degrees

Peanut butter may last 6–24 months unopened, or 2–3 months once opened. Natural peanut butters lack preservatives and may last several months unopened, or up to a month once opened.

Even if you have unlimited temperature controlled bugproof storage space this is a terrible idea

Sure, if you think to do so before your computer doesn’t work

Lots of Windows machines come with the OS preinstalled but no install media, you will need another computer in that case.