I believe in you pug Jesus.

Best argument for getting a bidet I’ve heard. Imagine getting poo anywhere on your body, you’d be rinsing it off with water. Why not your butthole? Needless to say I have one in each of my bathrooms.

Most people get defensive when you go after their beliefs, but try going after their reasons for why they believe something, people won’t be as defensive. Some good examples of how to do this are on YouTube, look for street epistemology. I follow someone named Anthony Magnabosco most of his videos center around religious beliefs but you can apply this to just about any belief. It’s not 100% fool proof but it’s helped me tremendously when talking to people with wild beliefs.

And then the oral sex.

I could probably make it 6 months maybe slightly more, I don’t spend a lot as it is and where I live has a relatively low cost of living.

It’s my money and I need it NOW!