DUMBASS

Rense.com vibes.

Wait to you find out how they measure the 6 inch ones.

You’ve definitely never been ambushed and attacked by a swan, those fuckers are crazy, I got in a few fights with the local swans when I was younger, you’d be surprised at how tough those little fuckers are. They’re like upmarket geese.

Just a minute, baitin.

I used to get yelled at by my dad for annoying him when I tried this, so now whenever a kid does this I give them the biggest praise and tell them how awesome it is! I’m not gonna make some kid feel bad like my asshole dad did.

You ever just slightly looked to the side and throw your neck out?

He may be the funkiest of frogs and he looks like a pretty funky frog, but he ain’t no froggo!

Well, second place is a frog, first place is a froggo, they understood the game.

Would be funny if this is how gun control becomes a thing in America. A bunch of greedy landlords unable to overcharged people for rent because the neighbourhood is deemed unsafe start lobbying the government to get guns under control because it’s affecting their bottom dollar.