and for that not-so-special someone…

Just don’t forget to use a VPN so your ISP can’t see what cargo ships you’re plundering.

And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us

Much better for the environment than your typical coal-powered cat.

I feel like there’s gotta be a separate chart entirely for the late-'80s/mid-'90s sitcoms. Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Roseanne, Home Improvement, Wings - that’s an argument in and of itself.

But they’re definitely not in any box with “Good” under it.

This is a Bat-Terry!

as performed by 😭s 4 😱s

this is the weirdest political compass I’ve ever seen