Didn’t know you need a key to start a bird.

Then Keanu need to rewrite the script

…with a fooking pencil.

Total Commander with LAN, FTP and WebDAV Plugin enabled is really useful (if you’re using Android)

It’s like a slinky in book form.

Therefore they must lower the safety regulations so that the dumbest tourists will be eaten by the smartest bears, so that they can install advanced trash bins afterwards.

I would explain it to you - but you would need the brain implant to understand the context completely. Are you interested in getting the implant now?* :)

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Life is like a box full of emojis, sometimes you get peach and zucchini.

Looks a bit like in “The Man With The Golden Gun”

Your prison pocket

I had read the headline three times before I realized there was no rice giraffe involved.

Wait until you do that with your keyboard (when the first happy compiler error occurs), then you are a real computer artist.

Just to confuse any computer virus.

You’ve gone 360 on me.

Yo dawg…