I see IIII in there and I cry a little on the inside.

I had a colleague code a FFT algorithm in Excel because that was the only deployment tool the customer would be allowed to use…

What if the sponsor is the blanket university funding for a professor’s research? It may have some bias, but there is no steak in the actual result.

I expect to see “these results call for more research on the topic”, but that’s pretty much it.

That explains narwhals 🦄