FWIW, you can install Win11 on unsupported hardware with a pretty easy registry edit to bypass the TPM check. I did it for my mom’s PC that lives 600 miles away from me, thus far with no issues.

If it has to be Linux, I’d recommend something that’s immutable and atomic on a platform you’re familiar with so as to prevent careless mistakes by technophobes.

Ubuntu Core, Fedora Silverblue, MicroOS from openSUSE are all pretty stable and have rollback if something gets borked. Unfortunately, nothing is guaranteed to ‘just work’. Good luck!

These are the kids menu drinks, aside from the bottled water. They’re like 6-7 ounces and that choccy milk has 20+ grams of sugar, I’ll guarantee.

No way is an unsweet iced tea or even a Pepsi zero less healthy, they just cost more because they’re adult sized. I hope you got cheese curds, at least.

‘pretend this is transparent’ is sending me. Bra-fucking-vo!