In the good old days socially anxious people would just get stabbed in central park.

True. Many things got left to Beaver, some say too many things got left to Beaver. Much of McCarthyism and the Red scare can be blamed on little Theodore Cleaver.

You’re gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?

edit: I was making a joke, it didn’t land right. I agree with you, I probably wouldn’t be on this website if I didn’t.

Super gay, real men walk through the car wash.

I really enjoyed the original series, the other stuff just seems daunting to me.

You sound like the type of bastard that lives to be a hundred.

Yes but everything is shot straight up your ass. Food, news and entertainment. Straight up the ass through a tube.

I don’t know but I’ll happily attack you. Please list your insecurities so I can more accurately ridicule you.

Nice, this is exactly why a forest has no car seats. Go achieve your life goals

One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: “Womp womp” You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: “Womp, womp?” You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: “Kept you on your toes didn’t I?”

Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.