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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • I worked for a tech company in a legal state 5-10 years back. There were a lot of stoners there because most people couldn’t handle their bullshit in a sober state of mind and the company just wanted asses in seats to fulfill their contract obligations. I’m pretty sure Subway would go out of business if the weed disappeared. Your best bet is to make good enough friends with someone who works there (as a normal low-level employee) that you can ask an honest question without getting narced on. At my tech job, I treated the stoners with the same mild indifference as everyone else. Let me do my job, pretend to be normal, and don’t do anything I can’t ignore. Do not brag about smoking weed in front of management or anyone who makes enough money to care. The only people who got pinched did it to themselves.


  • Rated by me:

    • Strength 10 (Garmin says I’m a champ ;-)
    • Dexterity 15
    • Constitution 9
    • Intelligence 20
    • Wisdom 15
    • Charisma 5

    How I expect my friends would rate me:

    • Strength 15 because I’m a man
    • Dexterity 15 because I have long arms and legs and I’m thin (but not super athletic)
    • Constitution 20 (im so damn tired and people overestimate how much more I can carry)
    • Intelligence 20 (four eyes and fit the stereotype)
    • Wisdom 5 (I joke a lot which hides my wise takes which often require emotional energy that I don’t like to expend
    • Charisma 15 (I don’t feel charismatic, but people keep annoyingly pointing at hard evidence that shows that I’m doing much better than I think)

    I’ve been working really hard the last few years to put new points into Charisma, and I’ve been building constitution and strength through long brutal bike rides with massive hills regardless of weather.