well when a mommy asymptote and a daddy asymptote meet on opposite ends of an infinite grid, they give birth to a finite area that is carefully and lovingly defined, until the mommy asymptote runs away with a thick veiny fat curve that rules her world, and the daddy asymptote just stands there night-after-night watching them bisect each other

I still get the shakes

I usually dont engage directly with my thoughts unless I am talking to myself out loud which I often do.

I think mostly on instinct, and rationalise/summarize my actions only if I have to.

It’s a bit like waking up at night in a pitch black room and making your way to the toilet. You barely remember it the next morning, but if someone asks you about it you say “oh yeah maybe” and retrieve/fabricate a memory of you navigating around furniture in the dark (because you MUST have), but can’t actually recall it.

He also wrote the theme song for Pringles crisps. This may not be true.

It’s the artist’s actual name

Imran
Okradi

Do you have a swap partition mounted?

Yeah double glazed, and no hasn’t been an issue by my reckoning

If you sharpen it from the other end it will eventuall read: TOO COOL TOD

it hurts how much I nailed it, dont it

oi’m blohdy seerk of thees bladdy snaeks on this bladdy plain

But I FUCKING LOVE pineapple juice, how dare you!

ah I was hoping for something more coffee cup shaped - thanks anyway

Very well said. This guy needs a new label with some balls. Show them that this guy is bankable by a wider disgruntled public than by a few at the top who are playing theatrical chess.

Here’s the merchandise site: https://bobvylan.myshopify.com/

Huh, never heard of the adhesive type. I’ve used the static/water ones for ~4 years without any issues

no, I mean, got any recommendations for drinking slowly

wait really? and isn’t that always the case with any window?

Pretty easy to cut, but of course it’ll never be perfect, and it’s better to cut smaller than larger since it sticks to the window using water, and needs a complete seal, so any corners that overlap a frame will just slowly force the whole thing to peel off.

Very easy to re-use, it sticks using water and requires a flat piece of card (e.g. an old credit card) to spread it out over the window

One way window heat shield. Reflects 85‰ of the UV back out. Sticks to the window using only water.

Noticeable difference in temperature for any sun-facing windows

got any recommedations?

I dont understand how people eat with metal or plastic chopsticks. Wood? Sure, it practically holds itself