Their response is literally “he said it on a podcast,” and his comment on the podcast was the fingers statement plus “Apple engineers talk about this.”

Go suck a railroad spike bud, you might as well have said that foot binding is the reason for good workplace retention, because Apple workers said so.

I didn’t know Trump could gape his ass far enough for another, but here we are.

Make sure it’s the horny old-age home, GMILF Manor

It more so hurts the institution: international students pay that sweet full-rate tuition, room and board. Not that Harvard needs it necessarily, but it’ll be a hit.

Because they’re cops.

The rice cooker jingle slaps

Typically “you” if it’s in my head, but if said out loud it’s “I”

They just wanted to find new slurs.

Affinity is awesome, at least until Canva starts demanding a subscription model.