Or, you’re holding a nozzle that sprays liquid. Just douse the speaker in gasoline.

You’ve got to be kidding! Every morning, as soon as the sun even gets close to coming over the horizon, it seems every dinosaur in the neighborhood starts tweeting, or screeching, or cawing. Don’t believe for a second that I haven’t thought about this and been grateful that none of the toothed ones made it. I wouldn’t be able to take the din.

You must have had access to the best drugs in the 80s because they were not what you describe at all.

Ah, trying hard to not be eaten, I see

You mean the price tag?