Alternatively, instead of saying “Thank you” end every interaction with “Fuck you” to cost them just as much.

Yup

Make your products in the USA or force my constituents to pay inflated prices for everything.

… wait

I’ll admit I don’t speak prolog but doesn’t this definition lack a recursive case to ensure that the mother is either Eve or a descendent of Eve? And there should probably be a father case in there as well?

Ahem, map…

And, of course, everything is a lazy list even if the functions can’t handle more than one element in each list.

It’s almost as bad as Twitter creating the verb “tweet”… with the obvious past tense…

Isn’t Sabaya just like Senorita where they indicate an unmarried young woman? Or, like, Miss?