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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Great. Now I want Prozac Pizza.

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Great. Now I want Prozac Pizza.

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Cheese is my last resort

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      Pepperoni, no sausage, dont give a fuck if pineapple touches my sauces

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    This is my plastic fork!

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      Stuffed-crust pizza, I’m eating

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        Don’t give a fuck if I bite my tongue bleeding

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      Is Papa Roach known at all amongst newer generations? Or are we all millennials+ here?

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        It’s probably oldies now. It hurts saying this but I had the radio on the other day and the 90s-00s station said they were “classic music”.

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        Zoomer here. I would say they are still well known among most of our generation. Gen Alpha on the other hand…

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    When the fridge is empty, I call Domino’s.

    This is my last resort.

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      I’m not desperate enough by just having an empty fridge to order dominoes.

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        Humans can survive for months without eating

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    I thought this was going to be about how Santa was already overweight and diabetic and why are you giving him more cookies?

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    It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh VERY. Ima be real, I only posted it because I am starving and went “Mmm… Pizza” after I saw it in the folder.

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    It pairs well with Benadryl Tacos.

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    Mad Pizza in Seattle has Prozac Pie on the menu

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      Alas I’m in Canada

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        Maybe Goldbelly.com will deliver?

        Joking aside, the company was started by an old friend and her husband because they craved something across country. It specializes in long distance food delivery.

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          If they could get stuff shipped here to NFLD that fast? Hell yes. I have a friend ages away who cooks amazing food but I can’t have it anymore. Makes me so sad.

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            Ah, it’s not for personal food. It’s for restaurants and businesses like the Pike Place Fish Market - and since they’ve gone corporate, it’s only for restaurants that sign up for the service. In the beginning, however, you could say "Man, I wish I could get that Double-fudge Mint Ripple ice cream from Saint Goobersville, Kansatucky, and it would come to your door the next day.

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              FUCK

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      But is it any good? Seattle pizza tends to be pretty mediocre

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        Posts on Lemmy tend to be mediocre, but there are good ones if you look.

        Yes. It’s good.

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