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minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 hours agoPSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoDon’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoHuh. Noted. (My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 minutes agoYou’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.
PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
Don’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.
Huh. Noted.
(My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
You’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.