• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    Science is more like having a laser pointer. Through careful application and repetition, you could technically infer something about the location of the cat. But the cat moves around constantly and doesn’t like you being there, and you only have limited time to do it, because the funding for your cat-finding project is about to run out.

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    This reminds me of the quote by Oscar Wilde: “Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding it.”

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    Pornography

    is like doing sensual erotic things in the dark with someone else and a black cat brushes up against your leg

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    I’d say instead of just “using a flashlight”, you’re “following a plan in which the first step is to get a flashlight.” And you’re fine if you’re wrong and there wasn’t a cat there in the first place

  • The Rizzler@feddit.org
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    I do love me some high powered flashlights. For close quarters I’d probably use one of my flooders. Maybe my Acebeam E75 with the 519a or my Wurkkos TS22 with the 5000K XHP70.3 HI

    Also, I’m not really religious, but I’ve had some expiriences that make me believe Jesus is real. Exactly what kind of influence he has over our plain of existance isn’t exactly clear, but it’s probably not much. Be a good person, because it’s the right thing to do, don’t cause harm to others, treat others the way you would like to be treated