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Your comments had me curious so I checked your post history and got ambushed with bread!

NICE BREAD DUDE!

Science is your religion by the sound of it.

Keychain baby

I feel ya buddy but we need to stay strong!

Our cats eating boxes addiction will fade soon!

Maybe

I’m still terrified.

Australians have a bad habit of falling for those kind of dog whistle tactics.

Australian chiming in here and we have an election in a few days time.

The current Opposition Leader is running on a platform of Trump Wannabee.

I really really hope our country tells him to stick it up his fucking ass.