• Rose@slrpnk.net
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    6 days ago

    Time to quote the Bible to the boomers who always hypocritically claim to love it so much:

    “To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:” - Ecclesiastes 3:1

    …and mayonnaise should be used extremely wisely: never in vain, never merely due to tradition - and no matter what, it should always be used with full knowledge about its true, if somewhat mysterious and indescribable-in-words purpose. Those who never consider these mysteries are not fit to decide whether it is appropriate to use mayonnaise or not.

    [mic drop]