MDickie games are pretty fun.

Is that your mom’s kitchen.

I’m blue

Can’t believe I’ve been fired

The ven diagram gods decreed it.

Photographer:Man, why did I pick up my telescopic camera instead of my sniper.

There’s one case where at least 100 children under school age had to get tested for stds… Murder is too nice of an action for them.

Pedos

Nope, Australia this time.

We’re not having a good time with child care facilities ATM.

It kinda reads like a shitty French accent speaking English.

To quote NOFX:

It’s not the right time to be sober, now the idiots have taken over.

I was born to finger fish!

Ohh yeah, I was just making sure I was doing it right.

Wait, so am I supposed to finger fish?

There’s few things more violently infuriating than being told that… You fucking told me it was the wrong password in the first place for fuck sake, I only have 3 fucking password variants I use, but noooo you need a brand new, never before used by any human ever, password. Fuck you web developers!

Thanks for reminding me of my favourite cat video

Nah, just watch them through YouTube shorts in a random order, that’s how I watch movies now.

You can’t smoke a squirrel, I’ve tried, they just get angry and bite you.

Now now, we don’t want to reward him.

Nawww poor widdle baby is upset that there’s consequences for being fascist country.

Look at the commitment tho, those things pretty hard to bite through, even more so if they have a rubber bottom.