Adult injury: Ordered a pepperoni pizza.
Adult injuries are just echoes of the childhood injuries we walked away from. That thrown baseball bat to the knee when I was 10, yeah, it’s crunchy now.
Landed on neck after a snowboard jump, totally fine.
Decade later…
Lift a wooden chair the wrong way, threw out back.
often all of these happen to me in one week. except the tree thing, I’m physically too weak to climb a tree
it helps if you weigh 20 kg
I’m not a doctor, but that probably isn’t healthy as an adult
Don’t forget “stood up too fast”
And I just make that face while waiting for the terrain to reload.
Walked wrong.
I’m approaching 40 in the next few years.
I was pretending that a kid hit me too hard and I jerked by head back a bit.
It didn’t hurt right away, but I knew right away that something was wrong.
It was extremely minor, but I had neck pain for the next 2-3 days.
my sister got rear ended in her driving test, so lightly that there was basically no visible damage in either of the vehicles. she had neck pain and numbness for 3 years.
Doctor: “As you can see here, you fractured your cartilage.”
You: “That’s possible??”
Ow my cartilage
I sit on my own nuts a lot more the older I get. 😬
You ever just slightly looked to the side and throw your neck out?
Drank water too fast.
I slept wrong and now my neck is jacked up. I asked my husband to massage it and it’s helped but the fuck is wrong with you, human body, sleep is something that should never hurt!!!
I’m an adult and I recently ended up on bedrest for a week for wearing roller skates down too steep of a hill at the same time as pulling my shoulder because my bag was too heavy.
